massive portion, single order shareable, ask for tartar sauce on the side

order a half-pint if you're trying multiple beers — most pubs accommodate

sausages should snap when you cut them, mash should be lumpy not pureed, gravy generous

split it after a heavy meal, single order is plenty for two without question

comfort food at its peak — cheesy mash on top, lamb (not beef, that's cottage pie) underneath