add bacon and a double patty if you're actually hungry, single is plenty otherwise

ask if it's house-made and warm, vanilla ice cream is the right pairing

add chicken or salmon to make it a meal, anchovies are the make-or-break

medium-rare, ask for the chimichurri or peppercorn sauce — fries should be thin and crispy

pairs nicely with starters, sets the tone for the rest of the meal