order before your entree, it's the perfect starter to set the tone

medium-rare, ask for the chimichurri or peppercorn sauce — fries should be thin and crispy

add bacon and a double patty if you're actually hungry, single is plenty otherwise

salsa is the hidden star — order the trio if available, verde wins every time

top-shelf is worth the $2 more, otherwise the well tequila ruins the whole thing