pairs with the fries — sweet and salty is the move at any fast-food spot

add chicken or salmon to make it a meal, anchovies are the make-or-break

griddled crispy edges and juicy middle — ask for medium-rare, fries non-negotiable

ask if there's a secret menu item that subs in, sometimes the best move

thick-cut, crispy batter, sub them in for fries when offered — they're always the better play