best value on the menu — sub onion rings if available, large drink because you'll be thirsty

add bacon and a double patty if you're actually hungry, single is plenty otherwise

simple done right — properly griddled patty, melty cheese, soft bun

thick-cut, crispy batter, sub them in for fries when offered — they're always the better play

order them well-done, crispy outside soft inside — ask for the dipping sauce combo