medium-rare, ask for the chimichurri or peppercorn sauce — fries should be thin and crispy

good test of the bar program — if the house cocktail is bland, stick to wine

split it after a heavy meal, single order is plenty for two without question

best value on the menu — sub onion rings if available, large drink because you'll be thirsty

good for sharing, large is enough for two unless you're really committed