order them well-done, crispy outside soft inside — ask for the dipping sauce combo

thick-cut, crispy batter, sub them in for fries when offered — they're always the better play

ribeye over filet for flavor, check the special if it's a hanger or skirt cut

add bacon if available, double-up if you're actually hungry

ask if it's house-made and warm, vanilla ice cream is the right pairing