crispy fried, pickle on top, soft potato bun — the best of these will surprise you

best value on the menu — sub onion rings if available, large drink because you'll be thirsty

thick enough to need a spoon — vanilla is the safe pick, but seasonal flavors win when fresh

medium-rare, ask for the chimichurri or peppercorn sauce — fries should be thin and crispy

ask for extra dressing on the side, house croutons should be fresh and crispy