fresh out of the oven, brushed with ghee if you're lucky, lasts about thirty seconds

order with naan and basmati rice, the cheese should be pillowy not rubbery

split it after a heavy meal, single order is plenty for two without question

medium-rare, ask for the chimichurri or peppercorn sauce — fries should be thin and crispy

add bacon and a double patty if you're actually hungry, single is plenty otherwise