add chicken or salmon to make it a meal, anchovies are the make-or-break

the kitchen's dessert menu tells you a lot — order this and find out

add bacon and a double patty if you're actually hungry, single is plenty otherwise

good test of the bar program — if the house cocktail is bland, stick to wine

medium-rare, ask for the chimichurri or peppercorn sauce — fries should be thin and crispy