best value on the menu — sub onion rings if available, large drink because you'll be thirsty

crispy fried, pickle on top, soft potato bun — the best of these will surprise you

ask the bartender what they're proud of right now, that's usually the move

split it after a heavy meal, single order is plenty for two without question

griddled crispy edges and juicy middle — ask for medium-rare, fries non-negotiable