thick enough to need a spoon — vanilla is the safe pick, but seasonal flavors win when fresh

order them well-done, crispy outside soft inside — ask for the dipping sauce combo

good test of the bar program — if the house cocktail is bland, stick to wine

medium-rare, ask for the chimichurri or peppercorn sauce — fries should be thin and crispy

crispy fried, pickle on top, soft potato bun — the best of these will surprise you