add bacon and a double patty if you're actually hungry, single is plenty otherwise

ask if there's a secret menu item that subs in, sometimes the best move

crispy fried, pickle on top, soft potato bun — the best of these will surprise you

order them well-done, crispy outside soft inside — ask for the dipping sauce combo

medium-rare, ask for the chimichurri or peppercorn sauce — fries should be thin and crispy