medium-rare, ask for the chimichurri or peppercorn sauce — fries should be thin and crispy

splits well as a starter, two between four people sets the table up nicely

thick-cut, crispy batter, sub them in for fries when offered — they're always the better play

a safe order at almost any place — if this is bad, the menu has bigger problems

split it after a heavy meal, single order is plenty for two without question