splits well as a starter, two between four people sets the table up nicely

a safe order at almost any place — if this is bad, the menu has bigger problems

best value on the menu — sub onion rings if available, large drink because you'll be thirsty

thick enough to need a spoon — vanilla is the safe pick, but seasonal flavors win when fresh

crispy fried, pickle on top, soft potato bun — the best of these will surprise you