medium-rare, ask for the chimichurri or peppercorn sauce — fries should be thin and crispy

top-shelf is worth the $2 more, otherwise the well tequila ruins the whole thing

split between two, single is honestly plenty unless you're post-workout

best value on the menu — sub onion rings if available, large drink because you'll be thirsty

the kitchen's dessert menu tells you a lot — order this and find out