order them well-done, crispy outside soft inside — ask for the dipping sauce combo

thick-cut, crispy batter, sub them in for fries when offered — they're always the better play

a safe order at almost any place — if this is bad, the menu has bigger problems

crispy fried, pickle on top, soft potato bun — the best of these will surprise you

pairs well with a heavy red wine or a stout, ideal Friday night order