sourdough properly toasted, properly seasoned — add an egg to make it a real meal

medium-rare, ask for the chimichurri or peppercorn sauce — fries should be thin and crispy

almond version is upgrade-worthy, the filling and topping makes it dessert-tier

large is plenty, free refills at the right spots, brewed strong is the move

a safe order at almost any place — if this is bad, the menu has bigger problems