best test of a barista — if it's not balanced, the rest of the menu probably isn't either

ask the server what they'd order on their day off — that's always the right call

large is plenty, the caffeine hits harder than you'd expect — pace yourself

add chicken or salmon to make it a meal, anchovies are the make-or-break

order it for-here in a real ceramic mug if you're staying — totally different experience