split it after a heavy meal, single order is plenty for two without question

griddled crispy edges and juicy middle — add the bacon-jam upgrade, fries non-negotiable

orange-peel finish, ask for a smoked variant if available — total upgrade for $2 more

gin not vodka unless you're sure, ask for it with a twist or olives — never both

medium-rare, ask for the chimichurri or peppercorn sauce — fries should be thin and crispy